What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:45

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Do older women know what they want?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
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