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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Do older women know what they want?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

No go.

The Silent Symptom Most People Don't Realize Could Be a Dementia Sign, According to Neurologists - Yahoo

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

So they tried

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.